isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
A surprise visit
“Every man, needs a woman in his life when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of Chess, The Queen protects the King.”